May 2013
squareclocks:
I fucking hate it when you’re in such a fantastically giddy mood and then you see one simple little thing that makes you think, “oh” and then you just get this empty feeling in your chest and you get nauseous and the world just crumbles and you want to just lay under a blanket and close your eyes and fall asleep and never wake up.
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fonmasterguard:
So no one at my friend’s old high school is allowed to dress up for halloween anymore because one year this kid came to school on a bike wearing a red jumpsuit with tampons taped to him. He rode around the school telling people he was the menstrual cycle
squidwurd:
squidwurd:
i burn calories by insulting them
“hey calories your mom is ugly hahaha BURN!”
wtfstyls:
In grade 8 I really hated this girl so I collected the sugar from my pack of sour patch kids and gave it to her saying its cocaine and she actually snorted it and at recess she pretended she was high and she was called crack whore for the rest of the year. Now she does real crack and blames me saying I got her addicted. She still doesnt know it was just sugar
March 2013
alecwoodlight:
firelordzuko:
it’s funny how the most unappreciated character in harry potter is harry potter
i’ve never heard anyone answer the question ‘who’s your favourite harry potter character’ with ‘harry potter’
